I'm feeling Lucky!

Organizations should stop giving company T-shirts to their employees. Especially those with funny web user interfaces.

Whenever I see a pretty girl wearing a white Google T-shirt, my heart feels like typing my favorite stock in the search window. But I could never gather the courage to go close and look for the search window. I was shit scared!!! SHIT is the word, man!!

But one fine day, I went on and tried it. On a guy, though. My life has never been the same again.

Catching Up

I was on phone with a friend (S.A.H.B.A. - name reversed to protect identity) last night. We went through our usual catching up - what up dawg, what up bitch, and all dirty hindi gaalis. It is just our way of making polite conversation.

We then moved to another crucial topic of all our phone calls - our respective sex lives. He remarked - ''Rocking as usual'', and after a long pause ''Thanks to VLC player''.

I innocently asked ''Why not MPlayer?'', just in order to hint that mine was rocking as well.

To which, he replied - "Abey VLC player mein zyaada mazaa aata hai, kahin bhi rok sakte hain''

I was surprised. Even with my limited knowledge of multimedia, I can confidently say that the video can be stopped anywhere in MPlayer too. I love to call this - ''Let's pause for a noble cause''.

Moral of the Story: Information content/assets sharing through video processing for entertainment of the audience is the safe way to go!!