Sunday, December 19, 2010

A one night stand

India 136
South Africa 620/4 declared
India 454/8
India trail by 30 runs with 2 wickets remaining at the end of fourth days play.

*Sachin Tendulkar 107
*Sreesanth 3

Can we save it? There is a reason where India follows a multi-God structure. SACHIN God has played HIS part. It's time for RAIN God. Let ths Raveena's and Sridevi's come out and start dancing in low-cut-blouj(with a J)-sarees to please the God.

It rained 12 overs before the scheduled end of fourth days play. SACHIN God forbid, if RAIN God is not with us tomorrow, we must take control in our hands. (pun unintended)

The drainage in India sucks during rains because people eat Manikchand Gutkha, and throw the wrappers all around (not to forget the red stains caused by spitting, but it's not that important tonight).

I urge all Indians in and around Centurian to pack up their bags with Manikchand (or any other gutkha/jarda/khaini) and chew as much tobacco as they can around the stadium. Littering is really bad, and most of us must stand against it. But tonight, let us do it baby!

An old poetry which will be the guiding light to all tobacco warriors:

Aavaa marda, khaava jarda...
thook thook ke college bharda.