She Said

He loved his long hair, his beard his mustache and his goatee. He did not know no music, but he was a rockstar in his own world.

One say she said - I don't like your hair.
He got a hair-cut.

Then one day, she said - I don't like your facial hair.
He got rid of his beard and mustache.

Then one day she said - I don't like your facial hair at all. Your goatee looks stupid.
He had a goatee for 10 years. Sadly, he got rid of his goatee. Deep down inside, he knew that it wasn't a stupid goatee.

Many years passed by. He did everything she said.

Then one day, she said - I don't like your kidney.
He had to give it away to someone who needed it more. It was now difficult with just one kidney.

And then, on one rainy day, she said - I don't like your kidney at all.
It was his last monsoon.