Test Cricket vs IPL 20-20

I am not going to write anything dirty today. This will certainly disappoint my readers (yes, I have my share of them!) who are always on a lookout for classy porn.

Touching upon the hot cricket debate these days, as the name suggests, is also not the intention. I am just irritated at two categories of people, and wish that they die and go to hell***:

1. Those who understand cricket but think they know everything abut cricket.
2. Those who don't know J@#$%(anything) about cricket, but think they understand cricket.

Note: Please observe the reversal of verbs.
Note2: At one point of time, I was tempted to write herbs instead of verbs, but thats besides the point

The former argues that Test Cricket is real cricket, and IPL 20-20 is not cricket but raw entertainment. These people also go to the extent of saying that youngsters who perform at IPL 20-20 have little talent. Basically, they enjoy the slower version of the game too much to let it go.

The latter have recently started taking interest in watching IPL 20-20 cricket, and claim that taking interest in Test cricket is stupidity, and cricket in only fun in the new format. This is the category who are bored with the slow pace of Test Cricket.

I present my suggestions (based on recent medical advancements):

1. To the first category - there are drugs which make you think quick. Take two pills and IPL 20-20 will then have the best of both worlds.
2. To the second category - there are drugs whose side-effects include slowing down of process. Take two pills, and test cricket will then be as good as IPL 20-20.

Prolonged use of these medicines may cause ill effects, but what the hell. Both these kinds deserve to die anyway. Refer ***.
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A quick little-something/dessert for who could not relate to the post above:
Q. How many Sardar jokes are really there?
A. 2, at max 3. The rest of them are true stories.